Diving into Esports Mechanics

I hate riding the Vastaywar like it’s just a taxi. You do too, right? It’s supposed to rip across the Plains. Not wheeze like it’s holding its breath.

The Vastaywar hits hard (but) most players barely scratch its surface. You’ve probably fired it once, nodded, and moved on.

I’ve watched people waste hours trying to get the Vastaywar Bot working right. Then give up. You’re not alone.

What’s the first thing you think of when someone says “ancient creature no one can quite place”?